Need a more graphical list of contact numbers for city issues? It's kind of sad to think we may have been partially right in our joking. That being said, when one of these illicit massage parlors does get shut down, they tend to re-open days later in a new location. How has nobody asked this yet? Local media can source local stories from the sub upon the condition that we get our nod.
There's actually a Yelp specifically FOR this type of place - rubmaps.
We restrict advertising to dedicated threads as best serves the community. It closed later on for "building repairs". I guess I will have to check yelp and then cross reference rubmaps when I try a new place.